900/451 = 1.99. I guess I need to be more pertinent. I just try to stay out of trouble . . .
So, I went back to highschool today to pick up my daughter for a Dr. appointment. She called me while I was signing in. "Hi Seetpea, yeah I'm here signing in right now." The nasty administrative lady said, "your daughter, on her phone?" I thought she was joking, so I said, "Really, well this wouldn't be the first time I got in trouble in highschool." "Oh, you won't be in trouble, she will," she quipped. Undeterred, I said, "you're going to have to get my phone to prove I was talking to her." Another student's mother who was waiting there explained aloud to me, They're not allowed to keep their phones on or use them. They'll take 'em away and the parent will have to come back to school to get the phone later."
So I looked over at the scraggly-haired mean-and-nasty admin lady and said, "It just figures, I come back to highschool for 3 minutes and I'm already in trouble, in the principle's office. Some things never change." Laughter broke out everywhere, except for you-know-who.
My daughter peeked into the office, never coming in, so we just left. Turns out the lady is the nastiest in the whole school.
They didn't take her phone when she came back to school.
I'm so glad school's out forever.
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