can you swim if you're pregnant?

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[iluvmycsx]

only if you wait 1 hour after eating

 

[MrsJrotax101]

I think you have to stand on your head for an hour also so the baby settles closer to your head

 

[Dar-Dar]

I thought the baby adds more buoyancy.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

If you float on your back the baby can breathe through the mother's nipples

 

[KennyGS]

 

[LizBot]

The bigger the stomach the more floatable the woman, no?

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Just poke a straw into her belly button like a caprisun. Works as a blow hole

 

[LizBot]

Yum. Capri Sun.