help removing bird crap from car? suggestions

[webby]

I seem to have found the mother load of bird hangouts. Help?

 

[Nomar06]

too far gone...just let the birds add so you can haz a white car.

 

[webby]

Thaaaat is an idea

 

[LizBot]

I hope that really is bird poo and not man juice.

 

[KennyGS]

^ Impressive (if true)

 

[RaskyR1]

Get a cat.

 

[webby]

 

[Scione]

Oh my GOD! That's scary! And funny at the same time.

What happened? Did you park at the same spot for a month?

 

[webby]

Neither of the cars are mine. Just made me laugh

 

[9thgizzyguy]

omg i will have nightmares for a week now

 

[ADExternal]

Could be worse.... droppping eggs....

 

[9thgizzyguy]

they both make stains if left on the paint for too long ...thats just scary id probably just take off the plates and Ghost ride it off a bridge lol

 

[Scione]

Sweet Ride!

 

[MrsJrotax101]

 

[VNPP]

Haha reminded me of this thing i saw:

 

[trustdestruction]

I think I would take it to a touch (as opposed to touchless) car wash just to avoid actually touching it myself.

 

[KennyGS]

I'd leave the keys on the roof, and hope it gets stolen.

 

[njhustler]

Wow , I guess pigs can fly. Those are gonna need alot of washing , compounding , polishing and waxing. Maybe even a scraper and a pooper scooper.

 

[Pauly99to17]

Use 2 bucket wash method.

 

[KennyGS]

I'd need a third bucket for emesis.