Monk
Well-Known Member
If you know some, please post them..........
Why are crows called a kill; Dolphins called a pod....etc.... but people are called groups/crowds/gatherings/etc.
I was asked to tell someone where they could find the train station....... I said follow the tracks.
When asked what time it was, I answered that I don't know, I'm not from around here.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road a full hour.
Why are crows called a kill; Dolphins called a pod....etc.... but people are called groups/crowds/gatherings/etc.
I was asked to tell someone where they could find the train station....... I said follow the tracks.
When asked what time it was, I answered that I don't know, I'm not from around here.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road a full hour.
