There's no saving 'Chipwrecked' Chipmunks

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There's no saving 'Chipwrecked' Chipmunks

Cheap pop culture references make latest squeal worth skipping


Puns like these would be unforgivable coming from a human. From high-pitched rodents, they prompt calls for an exterminator.



It starts with the title: "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked," the third in the noxiously contemporary series of new Chipmunks films. Following 2009's "Squeakquel," "Chipwrecked," as a title, is actually rather subtle and demure.

But like the earlier two, "Chipwrecked" is full of the cheapest kind of pop culture references. Here is Alvin aping James Bond with a tail "shaken, not stirred," a suggestion to follow the Chipmunks on "Critter" and, gulp, a Charlie Sheen-ism of "winning."

This latest Chipmunks film, directed by Mike Mitchell ("Shrek Forever After") is aimed at a slightly younger demographic than the prior movies (it's rated G), and perhaps shallow references like these are enough to delight youngsters. But I doubt it. And besides, I wonder if parents would really want stale, cringe-worthy expressions like "Awkward!" instilled in another generation.

In "Chipwrecked," the Chipmunks' father figure, Dave Seville (Jason Lee, looking vaguely hostage-like) is taking his diminutive computer-generated friends on a vacation cruise en route to the Grammy-esque International Music Awards.

If you haven't followed the two earlier films, the Chipmunks, that 1950s novelty creation by Ross Bagdasarian Sr., have been restyled as tiny pop stars who burst into song-and-dance routines like a sped-up, annoying version of "Glee." Alvin (Justin Long), Simon (Matthew Gray Gubler and Alan Tudyk) and Theodore (Jesse McCartney) were in the last film joined by the Chipettes: Brittany (Christina Applegate), Jeanette (Anna Faris) and Eleanor (Amy Poehler).

All return here, but don't mind the voice credits: They all sound the same.

The theme is troublemaking and overzealous parenting. Alvin's brash misbehaving leads to the chipmunks thrown overboard and washing up on a deserted island. Searching for them are Dave and the chipmunks' old rival, a former music executive played by David Cross (who can only do only so much to help).

On the remote jungle island, they search for clues and uncover a vast conspiracy that stretches across multiple planes of time. Oops, that was "Lost." In "Chipwrecked," Alvin learns to be responsible, a fellow castaway (Jenny Slate) hunts for gold and Simon develops a French accent after being bitten by a spider.

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I actually liked the first one. The Squeakquel was okay. This new one looks like they should have stopped at 2 movies. Based on what I've seen it looks like they rushed it or got lazy because the graphics do not look as good as the first one. I'm pretty OCD about animated movies regarding texture, shading, color balance, etc... Chipwrecked=Fail unless it is the only movie for kids to watch, so you know parents will be taking their kids to watch it.

With all that being said, I had to watch the new Spy Kids movie with my niece this year and it may have been the dumbest movie I have ever watched. Only thing that made it decent was the fact Jessica Alba was in it. :giggle:
 
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Oh gosh...I remember when Spy Kids first came out...we were sooooo into it... watched it like mad. Now thinking back...it's the stupidest thing EVER :rotfl:
When the new one came out a vomited a little in my mouth @ the previews LOL
 
The first Spy Kids was decent but the last one sucked. Also, forgot to mention it was in aromavision crap. A # would flash on the screen & u had to scratch & sniff a card. All smelled like @ss.
 
MrsJro, look who I ran into while shopping at the mall tonight. LOL!!! I had to take a pic. And before you ask...YES, I did stand them up in a line for the pic. Got a little bored while the wifey was looking at baby books. :D

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:rotfl: I was just getting ready to ask that when I read that :rotfl: They look great now that you've lined them up :giggle:
 
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