Throwing pancakes, punches lands Bonita woman in jail, deputies say

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Punches aren’t the only thing a Bonita Springs woman is accused of throwing early Monday morning. Deputies say she also threw pancakes at men in a McDonald's parking lot.
Mariel G. Goodrich, 21, of the 8800 block of Colonnades Court, was arrested Monday by Collier deputies at the 700 block of Vanderbilt Beach Road.
According to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report:
While a few unidentified men were purchasing food from a McDonald's drive-through around 5 a.m., they began a conversation with Goodrich and her friend who were sitting in a gray Honda Ridgeline truck.
Goodrich then threw her pancakes out the car window toward them and extended her middle finger in their direction.
One of the men got out of the vehicle and approached her with his camera phone recording. He began to make jokes in reference to her throwing the pancakes -- saying the girls needed a lawyer to make some money because the pancakes were so bad they had to throw them out.
Goodrich then exited the car and began attacking the man, striking him in the face. She then retreated to the car and attempted to drive away but the man began to yell out the tag number of the truck to his friends.
Goodrich then came back for a second time, striking him in the face once again.
The girls claimed that the fight started because the men offered them money for oral sex, but they were not aware that the incident was recorded on the man’s camera phone.
Goodrich was arrested on a battery charge.
 
McDonald's pancakes huh? They aren't that great but still.. there are starving children in Africa who could have used that.
 
The guy who made bumfights-
CCF: What charge was it exactly you plead guilty to with the “Bumfights?”

RM: The charge was illegal prize fighting. When I was 16 I was filming a video for my Economics class. The topic was unemployment. Naturally, I used Rufus and Donnie for the skit. They were to go into a local donut store, apply for a job and upon receiving notice of their acceptance, celebrate by eating a box of donuts. Simple enough. While we were shooting the donut scene Rufus and Donnie started chucking donuts at each other. It was all in fun but some fat bipolar ***** that ran a flower kiosk nearby saw what was happening and made a fuss. She accused me of “Inciting a riot”. 2 year s later in court I stood before the judge and pled guilty to: GIVING SOMEONE SOMETHING OF VALUE TO HIT ANOTHER WITH A JELLY DONUT. No bullshit. That’s exactly what I had to say. Being that I hadn’t met the others at the time of the incident they had to plead conspiracy. Since the clip was in the Bumfights video, they were guilty by association.
 
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