Santa came down the chimney, and low and behold, there was a gorgeous lady lounging in her teddy. She walked up to him and said,"Santa, would like some goodies" , as she rubbed up against him. No he said, ho-ho-ho , gaya go gotta go, can't keep the kids waiting you know. The she dropped the teddy and pressed against him, Santa surely you can stay for a while. Santa, said, Hey hea hea, might as well stay......... Can't get up the chimney this...............