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maybe pull over?
did you think you just went over a bump in the road orrrr
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maybe pull over?
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Oh deer.
CivicDew
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I've hit 4 deer but never been able to make one stick. They should immediately take it to a car detailer to get his reaction. 
LizBot
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North Carolina driver. 
Maybe the car was hungry?
Maybe the car was hungry?
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Poor Bambi
TeeEyeVany
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They should immediately take it to a car detailer to get his reaction.
haha i agree
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They should immediately take it to a car detailer to get his reaction.
...or a taxidermist.
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Nope. Chuck Testa.
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Lol chuck testa might be able to make it life like again!!!
CivicDew
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The third one I hit was in my wife's Malibu out in the country coming home from her sister's house. It jumped off the hill right into the road, I was going around 40-45, and slammed it. A truck passing around the same time clipped it after I hit it. Typical redneck guy, pulled over and asked me if I wanted to keep it. I stared at him for a minute and said you can have it. Bleeding etc...he threw it over his shoulder then tossed it into the back of his pickup.
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"What are you having for dinner?" "Roadkill..."
CivicDew
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Who wants some deer jerky! 
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Well there's your problem.
TeeEyeVany
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The third one I hit was in my wife's Malibu out in the country coming home from her sister's house. It jumped off the hill right into the road, I was going around 40-45, and slammed it. A truck passing around the same time clipped it after I hit it. Typical redneck guy, pulled over and asked me if I wanted to keep it. I stared at him for a minute and said you can have it. Bleeding etc...he threw it over his shoulder then tossed it into the back of his pickup.
Hahaha thats hilarious
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Ahaha. At least it was fresh.The third one I hit was in my wife's Malibu out in the country coming home from her sister's house. It jumped off the hill right into the road, I was going around 40-45, and slammed it. A truck passing around the same time clipped it after I hit it. Typical redneck guy, pulled over and asked me if I wanted to keep it. I stared at him for a minute and said you can have it. Bleeding etc...he threw it over his shoulder then tossed it into the back of his pickup.