As a Honda driver, respectfully, I'm going to try to restrain myself.
don't make a joke about Ford
don't make a joke about Ford
don'--
AIN'T NOBODY TRYNA WORK ON NO FOMOCO JUNK!
Imagine, if you will --
Ford Ownership. Living every day on borrowed time. Getting sweaty palms when driving in high population areas or to events with crowds. Having your hard-earned money go to waste every day when you fire up your FoMoCo junkheap. You reapply electrical tape over the check engine light -- Even
you know one day soon, a key turn or a button press will fail you.
Fail you in your weakest moment.
An emergency where your kid Ohio rizz'd the gyatt on skibidi or some other.
Maybe you forgot to buy a gift for an important milestone for your spouse.
Maybe this was your getaway vehicle from a bank robbery.
Either way, you chose wrong, playa.
RIGHT FOOT FLOORED
TIRES SHOWIN' CORD
PRAY TO THE LORD
YOU'RE IN A
FORD