How this can be remedied:
1) Take picture as above
2) Find 1-2 large lifted pick up trucks (preferably 3/4 ton or larger)
3) Find 1 car of medium to large size or small minivan/crossover
4) Find 2 or 3 strong men
5) Relocate clown car to a position parallel to curb and less than 1" from said curb
6) Park car or minivan creature thing in same spot as smart car and less than 1 foot from driver's door
7) Park 2 large pick up trucks in adjacent spots if open or fill in gaps
8) Take picture of post rearranging
9) Sit back, wait, enjoy