My cookie!

You turned around to run with the cookie. Jrotax101 punched you in the face for smacking my arse. You fell to the ground...out cold. My cookie!
 
You became involved watching the US Women's Soccer team. I was able to sneak in behind you and steal the cookie. MY cookie!
 
You noticed how cute the women were and instantly became distracted. I walked by and took the cookie. My cookie!
 
I ate too much food and had to run to the bathroom and dropped the cookie, MY COOKIE!!!!
 
Everyone is still suffering from a food hangover but me, still My Cookie
 
But you said that you ate too much food and had to run to the bathroom...not I ate too much food. lmao :rotfl:
 
hehehehe

While you were distracted with your typo, I slipped the cookie away. My cookie.
 
whilst you thought I was sleeping, I was just pretending. You lay down for a quick nap feeling safe and I grab the cookie. MY COOKIE!
 
I let my puppy loose and you threw the cookie in excitement. My cookie!
 
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Your puppy started to piss on the carpet. You set the cookie down to quickly mop up the mess before it soaked in too deep. My cookie!
 
I told you you could have any of my fish as long as you would catch them. You set the cookie down to grab nets and I steal it. My cookie!
 
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While trying to catch your fish, one of them jumps out of the net. You drop the cookie to rush and throw the fish back into water. My cookie!
 
As you steal my cookie my knowledge of fish strikes me, so I stop and let the betta flop on the carpet. You get upset and and drop the cookie and pick up the betta. (bettas can live out of water for 3 hours) MY cookie!
 
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I think the betta has died and start to cry. You come over to console me and I snatch the cookie from your hand. My Cookie!
(poor betta...I have 4!)
 
Navy Seal saw you working with Terrorist and sniped! My cookie.
 
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