That darned dog!

[WhiteWillie]

I stopped by the bank yesterday, got $100 in cash, stopped at the local auto detailer for a hand wash and wax and returned home. In that I have little use for cash, I placed the remaining cash, two twenties, on the stove for my wife to find. No such luck. My rottweiler ate the $40 before my wife got home from work.

 

[Monk]

I stopped by the bank yesterday, got $100 in cash, stopped at the local auto detailer for a hand wash and wax and returned home. In that I have little use for cash, I placed the remaining cash, two twenties, on the stove for my wife to find. No such luck. My rottweiler ate the $40 before my wife got home from work.

Yeh...... That's what you told her...... ........... I was watching my bosses house and dog one week end(years ago), and got up the next morning to find the best combat boots I've ever had with the toe chewed out...... She bought me some new boots, but never fit as well...............Dogs you got'a love em.

 

[WhiteWillie]

This dog of mine eats anything. The most amazing thing she has eaten was a light bulb. All the glass was eaten and the only thing left was the metal socket and wires. She never skipped a beat.

A neighbor's new Volkswagen beetle is missing. She thinks it was stolen. I'm not so sure.

 

[KennyGS]

My dog ate a $20 bill a few weeks ago, my wife left it on a coffee table. She wasn't sure at the time if she just misplaced it, until she pick up his poop the next morning.

He loves paper, tissues, etc. You can't leave a napkin or tissue where he can get it.

 

[WhiteWillie]

Mine's the same way Kenny. Loves paper products. I found $3 out in the back yard. I sent it to the Democratic National Committee (Just kidding).

 

[hotdogjohnny]

This dog of mine eats anything. The most amazing thing she has eaten was a light bulb. All the glass was eaten and the only thing left was the metal socket and wires. She never skipped a beat.

A neighbor's new Volkswagen beetle is missing. She thinks it was stolen. I'm not so sure.

Who hasn't eaten a lightbulb. Chased with a flaming shot of Farmco grain alcohol . . . a Long time ago. That's a smart dog to leave the filament, they're nasty.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

That's some expensive s***

 

[hotdogjohnny]

That's some expensive s***

Yeah, right? From the state store. I actually "shared" the lightbulb with another idiot. He got scared and sorta froze over his flaming shot glass (for the uninitiated, damn-near pure alcohol puts off a pretty bland looking flame), and wore a couple burn marks on his lips for a week. Drink it or snuff it quick. College in sw Virginia was fun.

A couple local guys had stills in them hills and brought their own shine to school with them.