Who's on first?

Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!

My dad made me watch this when my ex dumped me the morning after my 17th birthday while we were at Disney World. I wasn't amused..lmao
 
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