wanga
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The salesman gives him a jar of Vaseline and tells him to apply it to the chrome when it looks like it will rain so he can keep rust at bay. He hops on the bike and goes to pick up his girlfriend, for they are having dinner at her parents' house and this is the first time he will meet the family.
Before they go in, she explains that they have a rule: the first person to talk at dinner has to do the dishes. He looks at her funny, but says ok and they go in. There are literally dirty crusty dishes all over the house. When they sit down to eat in complete silence, the man gets an idea. He starts touching the girlfriends' boobs at the table and kissing her. She can't speak to tell him to stop, so he keeps going. Eventually they're naked and doing it on the table while everyone else eats.
He figures he'll get the sister involved, so he starts undressing her and performing lewd acts on her, while her parents eat their dinner in silence. He looks at the mom, she's not bad looking either, so he walks over to her and starts fondling her and kissing her as well. She undresses and he starts giving it to her on the table as well.
At this point, a loud thunderclap sounds outside and the room darkens as rainclouds obscure the sun. He pauses his coitus with his girlfriend's mother, walks over to his chair where his jacket is hanging. He reaches into the pocket and pulls out the jar of Vaseline.
Upon seeing this, the girl's father stands up and says "ALL RIGHT I'LL DO THE ******* DISHES!!"
Before they go in, she explains that they have a rule: the first person to talk at dinner has to do the dishes. He looks at her funny, but says ok and they go in. There are literally dirty crusty dishes all over the house. When they sit down to eat in complete silence, the man gets an idea. He starts touching the girlfriends' boobs at the table and kissing her. She can't speak to tell him to stop, so he keeps going. Eventually they're naked and doing it on the table while everyone else eats.
He figures he'll get the sister involved, so he starts undressing her and performing lewd acts on her, while her parents eat their dinner in silence. He looks at the mom, she's not bad looking either, so he walks over to her and starts fondling her and kissing her as well. She undresses and he starts giving it to her on the table as well.
At this point, a loud thunderclap sounds outside and the room darkens as rainclouds obscure the sun. He pauses his coitus with his girlfriend's mother, walks over to his chair where his jacket is hanging. He reaches into the pocket and pulls out the jar of Vaseline.
Upon seeing this, the girl's father stands up and says "ALL RIGHT I'LL DO THE ******* DISHES!!"
