Strange celebrity baby names

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pick your favorite (worst)

 

[spcdan]

Who the **** names there kid " Audio Science "!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Shannyn Sossamon! You are a BIG ****!

 

[KennyGS]

Tabooger

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Harper Seven Beckham: celebrity baby names

As David and Victoria Beckham call their first daughter Harper Seven, we run down some other unusual names that celebrities have chosen for their babies:

Peaches Geldof Photo: PA

* Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow - Apple Blythe Alison Martin

* Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates - Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily

* Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim - Kal-EL (named after Superman's birth name)

* Bono and Alison Hewson have four children Jordan, Memphis Eve, John Abraham and Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q

* Bob Geldof and Paula Yates - Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie Geldof

* Michael Jackson - Prince Michael II/Blanket Jackson

* George Foreman, 10 children in total and 5 sons - George Jr, George III, George IV, George V and George VI

* Peter Andre and Katie Price - Princess Tiaamii

* Geri Halliwell - Bluebell Madonna

* Jermaine Jackson - Jermajesty

* Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz - Bronx Mowgli

* Frank Zappa - Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin

* Sylvester Stallone - Sage Moonblood

Article from: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8630310/Harper-Seven-Beckham-celebrity-baby-names.html

Feel free to add names you find! I'm sure we'll be adding on to this. Stupid celebrities...

 

[MrsJrotax101]

* Jason Lee - Pilot Inspektor

* Courteney Cox and David Arquette - Coco

* David Duchovny and Tea Leoni - Kyd

* Steven Spielberg - Destry

* Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - Maddox

* Forest Whitaker - Ocean

* Robert Rodriguez - Rocket Rodriquez

* The Edge (From U2) - Blue Angel

* Actress Shannyn Sossamon - Audio Science

* Penn Jillette - Moxie Crimefighter

* Rob Morrow - Tu Morrow

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Some of these are repeated but that's okay

50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)
Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

From: http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

 

[Marky Mark]

How much crack were these people smoking? Seriously. This should be a poster saying "DON'T DO DRUGS" Lol

 

[MrsJrotax101]

I really want to know what they name their pets. They probably are named Charles, Harold, George, etc.
Poor kids...

 

[LizBot]

Good thing they are in Hollywood.. anywhere else, it's doomsday.

 

[iluvmycsx]

i would disown my parents if they ever named me any of those silly outrageous names.

 

[bootyluvr]

i would disown my parents if they ever named me any of those silly outrageous names.

I agree! I'd get a name change ASAP

 

[Marky Mark]

I agree! I'd get a name change ASAP

Funny Jeff. I always thought you looked like a Pilot Inspektor. Hmmm maybe its just me.


Lol

 

[clevrname]

:facepalm:

 

[webby]

merged - there are some pet names in the 1st post too! lol

 

[MrsJrotax101]

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Celebrity Couple Names Newborn Baby “Bing”

Poor newborn baby Bing. Little does he know — celebrity parents Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are likely none the wiser either — that he now commands the same name as the third most popular search engine in the U.S.

Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy, born 7 pounds, 12 ounces on July 9, “popped out after 4.5 hours of intense pushing,” proud papa Bellamy tweeted Thursday.

Bellamy also disclosed the real reason why the couple bestowed the uncommon name on their newborn son. “For those wondering, Bingham is my mum’s maiden name and Bing Russell was Kurt’s dad. Family connections all round!,” he tweeted.

Family connection or not, little Bing may suffer from years of mocking in his teens should Microsoft’s Bing search engine gain enough market share to enter the mainstream consciousness.
But at least Bing won’t be alone — perhaps he’ll make friends with Like, Facebook and Google.

Article from: http://mashable.com/2011/07/14/baby-bing/

 

[Marky Mark]

Celebrity Couple Names Newborn Baby “Bing”

Poor newborn baby Bing. Little does he know — celebrity parents Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are likely none the wiser either — that he now commands the same name as the third most popular search engine in the U.S.

Bingham “Bing” Hawn Bellamy, born 7 pounds, 12 ounces on July 9, “popped out after 4.5 hours of intense pushing,” proud papa Bellamy tweeted Thursday.

Bellamy also disclosed the real reason why the couple bestowed the uncommon name on their newborn son. “For those wondering, Bingham is my mum’s maiden name and Bing Russell was Kurt’s dad. Family connections all round!,” he tweeted.

Family connection or not, little Bing may suffer from years of mocking in his teens should Microsoft’s Bing search engine gain enough market share to enter the mainstream consciousness.
But at least Bing won’t be alone — perhaps he’ll make friends with Like, Facebook and Google.

Article from: http://mashable.com/2011/07/14/baby-bing/

Almost as bad as that idiot in Egypt who named his kid Facebook. Hahahaha so sad. He wasn't even a celebrity either.