Justin Bieber Auctions Off His Snake (Yeah, I know what you're thinking)

[MrsJrotax101]

Justin Bieber Auctions Off His Pet Snake

Justin Bieber, fresh off the release of Under the Mistletoe, has apparently gotten into the holiday spirit of giving.

The pop star will auction off the pet snake, Johnson, he brought to the 2011 VMAs for the charity Pencils of Promise. The phallic symbolism is never ending. How much is this thing going to ring in?

Bidding, which has started on Charity Buzz, has already reached $2,270. Chump change! Expect it to rise as the wealthier members of the Bieleber Army beg mom and dad for the coolest stocking stuffer ever, albeit one with long term responsibility.

The site cautions would be buyers that "Keeping a pet snake is a long-term responsibility. Before making any decision about keeping one, please ensure you have the money, space, knowledge, time, resources and enthusiasm required to properly care for the species you intend to keep, for the duration of its life."

How long is that? Twenty years, thus ensuring it will live to see the Biebs inevitable trip to rehab, his comeback, his prison stint, his endless slew of paternity suits, another comeback and eventual redemption in the eyes of his loving public.

Cuing PETA in 5,4,3….

 

[CivicDew]

Nice thing everyone has done for this school. If we can just get all the needy schools this kind of attention things would be a lot better. My wife teaches at a low income school district and it's sad to see what some kids have to deal with. A lot of them take home meals on Fridays b/c that may be the only food they get over the weekend before coming back to school.

 

[KennyGS]

He does seem to be a good kid for the most part.

 

[CharKohl78]

ahhh...Bieber fever

 

[CivicDew]

I miss Toys For Tots. We're all gonna have to work on that next year. This year was understandable since Webby just got the new site up and running.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Yeah...not a big impact yet. Next Toys For Tots should be massive

 

[webby]

I was rather surprised to see 8th raised $1220 dollars total.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

That's it? lol

 

[CivicDew]

I was rather surprised to see 8th raised $1220 dollars total.

Weak!!!! New Big Wigs could have helped out 8th but they don't have an ounce of Webby's class.

9thcivic.com will blow them away next year & help out some kids in need!!

 

[KennyGS]

I was rather surprised to see 8th raised $1220 dollars total.

What was the previous year's amount? I threw over $500 in that year.

 

[MrsJrotax101]

Well 8th helped me raise $2250 for St Jude in Feb '09

 

[webby]

2011 - $1220
2010 - $1665
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2009 - $3271 + 200 cash donated (that was done in like 30 days of donations)
2008 - $6,025 + 115 cash donated (around 70 days of donations)
2007 - $4400 (30 days of donations)

 

[KennyGS]

Well 8th helped me raise $2250 for St Jude in Feb '09

I donated to that too, but I don't remember how much.

 

[webby]

What was the previous year's amount? I threw over $500 in that year.

so you basically accounted for 30% of the entire donation

 

[KennyGS]

I guess. As long as the tots were happy.

 

[webby]

Bouncing off the wall happy

 

[MrsJrotax101]

That's crazy!

 

[CivicDew]

You da man Ken! Santa Ken, add a white beard to that santa hat on your avatar.

 

[07TLX]

I was rather surprised to see 8th raised $1220 dollars total.

I am surprised as well....