telling an 81yr old man, twitter is a search engine

[webby]

My dad is 81 years old. I'm teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he's searching.

http://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch

 

[dentrecords]

cold toes

 

[webby]

soft boiled grapes

 

[iluvmycsx]

diane sawyer swimsuit pictures

princess swimsuit breasts

 

[02civicsi]

Thanks for my laugh of the day

 

[LizBot]

I hope he doesn't try searching for pr0n... That would be embarrassing.

 

[02civicsi]

Regardless of age he is still a male

 

[CivicDew]

National Geographic dinosaur truth

Reminds me of...http://twitter.com/oldwhitemansays

From the TV show Community.

 

[SOLO8thGenSi]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

i LOVE "Community" and all the NBC Thursday night shows.

 

[02civicsi]

Network TV

 

[CivicDew]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

i LOVE "Community" and all the NBC Thursday night shows.

You got that right! Thursday night is definitely TV night. I love The Office and very sad to see Steve Carell leave. Hope you liked the 2-part Community Paintball episodes...EPIC!

 

[SOLO8thGenSi]

Network TV

nevermind the hater

 

[SOLO8thGenSi]

You got that right! Thursday night is definitely TV night. I love The Office and very sad to see Steve Carell leave. Hope you liked the 2-part Community Paintball episodes...EPIC!

Hell yeah...i read the paintball episode idea returned b/c of the massive ratings and positive comments of the masses. definitely the best part of the past 2 seasons of Community fosho!

 

[02civicsi]

Best part would be if all the TV station satellites suddenly exploded all @ once, now that would be EPIC

 

[SOLO8thGenSi]

its all fun and games until you can't see your NASCAR on the weekends.... and omg, this weekend is ALL-STAR WEEKEND of all events! :gasp:

 

[02civicsi]

Really don't care if I miss any of the NASCAR races

 

[dentrecords]

its all fun and games until you can't see your NASCAR on the weekends.... and omg, this weekend is ALL-STAR WEEKEND of all events! :gasp:

They turn left. After that, they turn left again... and again. Repeat X too many times.

 

[02civicsi]

Yep in a 3500lb car with 42 other drivers that are willing to put you in the wall to take your position. Last week @ a shorttrack they were cornering in the 140mph range.

 

[LizBot]

We have a NASCAR thread now.

 

[02civicsi]

You could've included a link in your post to said NASCAR thread.