Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

[Honda-Fan]

It's going to rain for the whole week here

 

[bootyluvr]

It's going to rain for the whole week here

You've had your fair share of rain, ice, snow.

 

[Dad]

I'm thankful for the rain, I've been trying to fix a few dead spots in my yard

 

[Janz3n]

I'm thankful for the rain, I've been trying to fix a few dead spots in my yard

my father in law came over a couple weeks ago with his dog, peed all over my front yard, then my dog got out and had to pee on the same spots. so they killed like 4 spots on my law. its just starting to come back. i hate dogs.

 

[Dad]

Same.. dogs drive me crazy

 

[Dad]

Mine is from our German Shepherd sprinting around trees we have in our back yard

 

[Janz3n]

Mine is from our German Shepherd sprinting around trees we have in our back yard

my back yard is a mess, my cat doesnt use a litter box and does everything outside plus my dog so its just awful. my wife keeps telling me to fix it but she doesnt like my solution.

 

[Dad]

 

[FooBird]

Might put artificial turf into the backyard because of the dogs. A neighbor did and it doesn’t look too bad.

 

[FooBird]

The hottest weather appears to be behind us. It’s supposed to be 91 today but that’s a full 20 degrees cooler than yesterday. At least that’s manageable. My office is 72 this morning instead of 85 like it was yesterday.

 

[Janz3n]

My neighbor has it I'm the front yard. In not a fan but would be pretty nice to never have to mow grass or water it again.

Might put artificial turf into the backyard because of the dogs. A neighbor did and it doesn’t look too bad.

 

[Honda-Fan]

Dude everyone's grass dies in June from the heat, so we ride it out until then.

Our grass is basically crunchy hay at this point.

 

[bootyluvr]

Morning!

Wife woke up early today (she went to bed at like 9pm lol) so I woke up early also and made myself some breakfast (usually don't have time/eat something small at work).

Made over easy eggs, crispy bacon and toast with a hot tea.

 

[Honda-Fan]

Good Morning

I had a dream where I brought a literal Honda pushmower to a dragstrip. I woke up as soon as the lights on the tree began to change colors.

I hate that I woke up, I wanna know if I was gonna win

 

[Dad]

Depends on if you were racing Webby or not

 

[Honda-Fan]

Depends on if you were racing Webby or not

Literally anyone on these forums is gonna be faster than me, lol.

 

[bootyluvr]

Literally anyone on these forums is gonna be faster than me, lol.

Yes. That's correct. My Accord is faster

 

[bootyluvr]

Picked up a Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey on the way to work

 

[Dad]

Literally anyone on these forums is gonna be faster than me, lol.

Probably still faster than me

 

[Honda-Fan]

Probably still faster than me

I'm down for this kinda motorsport!

Slowest car wins!