Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

Woke up earlier than normal because I forgot to label my returns. Sitting here drinking a cup of coffee I’m amazed at how quiet it is. TV Volume is currently at a 4. When my Wife is awake it’s at like 12 and when our daughter isn’t at Grandma’s there are three screens well in the twenties.
 
I feel you on that one, got up early this morning to enjoy some quiet time before heading in to work and it was eerily quiet
 
Woke up earlier than normal because I forgot to label my returns. Sitting here drinking a cup of coffee I’m amazed at how quiet it is. TV Volume is currently at a 4. When my Wife is awake it’s at like 12 and when our daughter isn’t at Grandma’s there are three screens well in the twenties.

It's always quiet here. #TeamNoKids :hiding:

My wife during the work week eats her breakfast/drinks her hot tea at work. She usually leaves the house around 6:15-6:30 but is getting ready before then while I'm awake so she's in the bathroom quiet :thumbsup:

I feel you on that one, got up early this morning to enjoy some quiet time before heading in to work and it was eerily quiet

I woke up at 5:15am without an alarm. Alarm goes off at 5:30am. Guess I got enough sleep. Went to bed definitely before 10pm. Maybe 930? lol
 
#teamquietwife my wife is extra extra quiet in the morning and doesn't so much care to take a lot of time to get ready since she works at a daycare with newborns. My daughters don't usually get up until maybe 7a, so just about every morning is a quiet one with a good tea on the commute
 
#teamquietwife my wife is extra extra quiet in the morning and doesn't so much care to take a lot of time to get ready since she works at a daycare with newborns. My daughters don't usually get up until maybe 7a, so just about every morning is a quiet one with a good tea on the commute
my kids rarely sleep till 7. usually up at 6 6:30. ive been waking up at stupid times, yesterday was 4:45 and today was 5.

i miss coffee, love the taste and smell but i havent had any dehydration issues due to diarrhea since quitting. also miss beer, but my butt hole doesnt bleed anymore. been vaping thc/cbd oil recently, just micro dosing.
 
I had similar issues when I have tried coffee and it wasn't worth the bitter taste going in and the armageddon coming out

I've tried to talk my wife in to the gummies to help with depression and anxiety but she is really against all of that, so I don't push the issue
 
i miss coffee, love the taste and smell but i havent had any dehydration issues due to diarrhea since quitting. also miss beer, but my butt hole doesnt bleed anymore. been vaping thc/cbd oil recently, just micro dosing.
Liked taste. Don't like the smell of coffee.

So you had diarrhea from drinking coffee? Wow.
Why did you butt hole bleed? From alcohol?
 
It's nice here.

70* partly sunny - sorta windy (15 mph)

I don't mind it. Windows down in the Accord :vtec:
 
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I had similar issues when I have tried coffee and it wasn't worth the bitter taste going in and the armageddon coming out

I've tried to talk my wife in to the gummies to help with depression and anxiety but she is really against all of that, so I don't push the issue
This is why we have it. Wife uses it for that. Better than the prescription drugs that turns her into a zombie.
Liked taste. Don't like the smell of coffee.

So you had diarrhea from drinking coffee? Wow.
Why did you butt hole bleed? From alcohol?
Beer gave me hemeroids. May have been the combo of beer and coffee. Poops are solid since quitting. I drink scotch and vodka. Don't drink as much as I used to though.
 
It's windy outside!

It pushed my car around on the highway-- I was mildly frightened.
50* right now with a slight wind (gusts up to 5mph lol)

I'm off until Monday. Wife and I are going to take her car to Costco to get new tires (appointment is at 11am) then while they are working on that we are going to get lunch together :)
 
50* right now with a slight wind (gusts up to 5mph lol)

I'm off until Monday. Wife and I are going to take her car to Costco to get new tires (appointment is at 11am) then while they are working on that we are going to get lunch together :)

Sounds like am awesome way to start the weekend
 
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