Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

Dad said:
Think of your portfolio maturity and diversity schemes. What would the over/under roth investment IRA bonds trust look like if you made such a purchase?
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My conclusions so far this year … at this point, burning your money is providing the best results. On a daily basis, it’s worth less, the markets suck, and saving it results in no returns.

My sage advice.

I wanna buy a new car and the idea wants to burn a hole in my pocket.
 
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Honda-Fan said:
Bro, what do ANY of these words mean
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Hahaha. I got you. My best guess

Portfolio - a collection of your drawings and designs to supplement your resume
Maturity - how you act vs your age
Divserity schemes - corporate mumbo-jumbo for the right mix of skin tones and sexual orientations hired
Over/under - sports betting scheme for total points in a game
Roth - how to pronounce “Ross” with a lisp
IRA - Irish Republican Army
Investments - a fancy word for government spending

Thank you Google!
 
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Scary and sad. The news about that 737 crash in China is looking like that plane was deliberately flown into the ground.
 
Honda-Fan said:
I'm outside DFW on the Police Grid!

It's like we're twins.
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Just many of the benefits of not being in the metroplex

FooBird said:
My conclusions so far this year … at this point, burning your money is providing the best results. On a daily basis, it’s worth less, the markets suck, and saving it results in no returns.

My sage advice.

I wanna buy a new car and the idea wants to burn a hole in my pocket.
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I'll just keep my money in my sock drawer :rotfl:

Honda-Fan said:
Bro, what do ANY of these words mean
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It was my attempt at sounding financially adept in booty's absence

Is it obvious I was pulling words out of the sky? :rolleyes:
 
What are the rules for flying down to the states and buying a car (and driving it back into Canada)?
 
webby said:
What are the rules for flying down to the states and buying a car (and driving it back into Canada)?
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Pretty sure you pay taxes and other import fees at the boarder. I think you start that processes before you cross though. Then it needs an inspection to register it in Canada.
 
Janz3n said:
Pretty sure you pay taxes and other import fees at the boarder. I think you start that processes before you cross though. Then it needs an inspection to register it in Canada.
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I’m guessing the negates any savings from a lower purchase price of a car?
 
Nomar06 said:
I’m guessing the negates any savings from a lower purchase price of a car?
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Most likely. I did a quick search and one site said for a 30k car you're paying about 6-7k in fees.

I might look further into the wrx I posted. Depending on what they offer for a trade on my si and if I put anything down on top I could have a slightly higher payment for 3 years. Probably around $120 a week.

Currently have 1 year left on my si finance. The booty in my says to keep the si because I do this every few months. I think I owe about 5k on my si. Weekly payment is $91.
 
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