Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

Just go back to bed????










A bed of Dell Optiplex's!!!!!!! :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:
Being delivered straight into your room......

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I have an Optiplex 7010 w/ Win7 at one of my work sites I'm replacing in the next few weeks.

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WHAT IS ALL THIS?!

I HATE OPTIPLEX
I HATE THEIR SHAPE
I HATE THEIR MATTE FINISH
I HATE THEIR STUPID DELL LOGO
AND THE STUPID BEEPING
AND THE BLUESCREENS
AND THEY NEVER WORK RIGHT
STOP BRINGING THEM TO ME
STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THEM
NO I DON'T KNOW WHY BITLOCKER KEEPS TRIGGERING
NO I CAN'T GET YOUR PASSWORD FOR "THE GOOGLE" BACK
NO I DON'T KNOW WHEN DELL WILL SHIP YOUR DING DANG DEVICES
JUST STOPPIT
STOP
BUYING THEM
WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN OPTIPLEX ?!
I HATE OPTIPLEX
 
friends-phoebe.gif


WHAT IS ALL THIS?!

I HATE OPTIPLEX
I HATE THEIR SHAPE
I HATE THEIR MATTE FINISH
I HATE THEIR STUPID DELL LOGO
AND THE STUPID BEEPING
AND THE BLUESCREENS
AND THEY NEVER WORK RIGHT
STOP BRINGING THEM TO ME
STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THEM
NO I DON'T KNOW WHY BITLOCKER KEEPS TRIGGERING
NO I CAN'T GET YOUR PASSWORD FOR "THE GOOGLE" BACK
NO I DON'T KNOW WHEN DELL WILL SHIP YOUR DING DANG DEVICES
JUST STOPPIT
STOP
BUYING THEM
WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN OPTIPLEX ?!
I HATE OPTIPLEX
You now have made my day…..thanks.
 
Why do corporations rely upon Dell almost exclusively? Everything I’ve had except for a short time in 2012-2014 has been Dell. That hiatus was with Lenovo, which seemed to be more reliable.
 
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Why do corporations rely upon Dell almost exclusively? Everything I’ve had except for a short time in 2012-2014 has been Dell. That hiatus was with Lenovo, which seemed to be more reliable.

Dell is very aggressive about greasing palms for corporations to sign partnerships with them, as they're a reliable source of income. If you get a buncha workplaces to sign a deal with you for Enterprise-class machines, you have a secure stream of buyers with virtually no competition after a while.

Therefore, Dell machines don't even have to be good. I mean, they ship repair parts really fast, but that's almost hilarious in the face of their QC.
 
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