Mother Of All Whore Threads Non-VIP Edition v.1

Honda-Fan said:
For a Monday laugh, I'll share my recent car wash experience.

So I was at the local power wash joint, and it's got machines that only take 50 cents to start. Because of this low price, the entirety of the tri-county area descends upon this place at all hours. I just wanted to get the rain grime off of my car, so I brought a couple of bucks and rinsed it off. I pull up to the vacuums afterward to dry off, and I'm next to three kinda grimy and sweaty looking dudes cleaning out a Ford Fusion or something. The car was full of rags and plastic sheets for some reason, and they were throwing a lot of it out. It was windy, so when I set my towel down to check my phone messages, it blew off of my trunk and onto the pavement. I went to pick it up, and bruh...

I looked up to see one of the dudes fishing around in the back seat of the car while bent over, AND HIS PANTS HAD FALLEN COMPLETELY OFF HIS BEHIND.

I'm talking two BIG fully-exposed-to-the-wind cheeks were staring right at me!

Even worse-- after feeling an obvious breeze, dude pulls his pants back up and exposes the most dirty, skidded tighty-tealies ('cause they weren't white) I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Man, I literally just left afterward, I let the rest of the car air dry and touched the wheels up at home :rotfl:
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C/N? :)
 
bootyluvr said:
C/N? :)
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If I drove through the states to get to bc would I be smart to replace my catless downpipe with a catted?
 
Janz3n said:
If I drove through the states to get to bc would I be smart to replace my catless downpipe with a catted?
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Probably depends on which States. I personally have never heard of anyone being pulled over for not having one. Also, with all the theft, people probably assume it’s gone anyway.
 
Janz3n said:
If I drove through the states to get to bc would I be smart to replace my catless downpipe with a catted?
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I don't think the US would have any jurisdiction over your car since your not a US citizen and your vehicle is not registered in any US state. So I don't think the border patrol people can do anything about it.
 
my biggest issue would be at the canadian boarder. stopped at the window as my unburnt fuel passes by their noses.
 
well, we're weighing out our options for this drive now. starting to think about selling the 10th gen hatch and driving my si out there with the wife and two kids in it so i might look into replacing it with a cat so i dont kill everyone slowly.
 
Janz3n said:
well, we're weighing out our options for this drive now. starting to think about selling the 10th gen hatch and driving my si out there with the wife and two kids in it so i might look into replacing it with a cat so i dont kill everyone slowly.
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Shouldn't bother you unless you are in stop and go traffic and the wind is blowing back to the front of the car. The car behind you might not like you much, lol.
 
After work cop lady pulled me over because one of my headlights is out; so i got a fix it ticket.
Then she told me she wasnt going to give me a ticket for my yellow foglights just the headlamp fix it ticket.
( i have switchback and just happen to have them on yellow)

i asked if she could explain because i didnt know yellow fog lights were illegal and she told me to “just google it and youll see” lol

i did and i cant find anything -.-

i think im making her seem like a B
but she was actually kinda cool and good looking

officer Escamilla (; chino pd
 
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ethlar said:
exactly that, when i moved Houston to Philly the crew showed up with the moving truck, 5 man team, and they went room by room wrapping boxing and labeling everything. Little awkward cause theres literally nothing for you to do but sit and occupy yourself, till eventually they need to pack whatever you're sitting on. They showed up around 8:30a, took a break for lunch, and had my 3br house and garage packed and on the truck by 4p.

There are some things they wont take due to hazardous materials restrictions, but having them pack everything lumped in higher levels of insurance on breakage or loss vs me packing myself.

When I moved in Philly a couple years ago i hired the same company but boxed everything up for them. They had my 3 story townhouse emptied in about 2 hours, everything in my new house in even less time. Pro movers are just way more efficient than any of us could be, mostly cause they don't get distracted by nostalgia going through everything.
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What moving companies have you used and liked?

I’m getting ready to do my final military move and they typically have mixed experiences. But, when we register for the move, there is a small section where we can request specific companies and list ones we want to absolutely avoid. There is no guarantee that we get what we want but it’s always worth a shot to get a good one and avoid a bad one.
 
JesseFB6 said:
After work cop lady pulled me over because one of my headlights is out; so i got a fix it ticket.
Then she told me she wasnt going to give me a ticket for my yellow foglights just the headlamp fix it ticket.
( i have switchback and just happen to have them on yellow)

i asked if she could explain because i didnt know yellow fog lights were illegal and she told me to “just google it and youll see” lol

i did and i cant find anything -.-

i think im making her seem like a B
but she was actually kinda cool and good looking

officer Escamilla (; chino pd
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never heard of yellow fogs being illegal either.

so my pool guy dropped off the face of the earth for the 3rd time for my concrete guy. i ended up paying the concrete guy what my pool guy owes him for concrete to get it poured asap so we can put our house up for sale. still need the pool guy to contact us for final payment though. so ive emailed him a letter stating our demands for the final payment that we havent received yet, like the winter cover, solar blanket, permit (LOL) and discount that was promised in an email with our quote 2 years ago of $2000 plus what we paid for his part of the concrete. my plan is to email him the same email until he responds.
 
Janz3n said:
never heard of yellow fogs being illegal either.

so my pool guy dropped off the face of the earth for the 3rd time for my concrete guy. i ended up paying the concrete guy what my pool guy owes him for concrete to get it poured asap so we can put our house up for sale. still need the pool guy to contact us for final payment though. so ive emailed him a letter stating our demands for the final payment that we havent received yet, like the winter cover, solar blanket, permit (LOL) and discount that was promised in an email with our quote 2 years ago of $2000 plus what we paid for his part of the concrete. my plan is to email him the same email until he responds.
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You are still dealing with that bullshit? Dang... :(
 
Janz3n said:
never heard of yellow fogs being illegal either.

so my pool guy dropped off the face of the earth for the 3rd time for my concrete guy. i ended up paying the concrete guy what my pool guy owes him for concrete to get it poured asap so we can put our house up for sale. still need the pool guy to contact us for final payment though. so ive emailed him a letter stating our demands for the final payment that we havent received yet, like the winter cover, solar blanket, permit (LOL) and discount that was promised in an email with our quote 2 years ago of $2000 plus what we paid for his part of the concrete. my plan is to email him the same email until he responds.
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Send it "certified mail" or whatever the equivalent is in Canada on top of emailing. If you end up going through lawyers, it will help you out.

Certified Mail =
  1. a delivery service in which the sender receives a certificate indicating a letter or package has been sent and the recipient gives their signature when it has been delivered.
 
Nomar06 said:
Send it "certified mail" or whatever the equivalent is in Canada on top of emailing. If you end up going through lawyers, it will help you out.

Certified Mail =
  1. a delivery service in which the sender receives a certificate indicating a letter or package has been sent and the recipient gives their signature when it has been delivered.
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he responded after i sent another email this morning. finally getting somewhere. he gave me the price with everything deducted then i asked him if he was able to supply all the stuff indicated in the contract. said he would get back to me about the winter cover as its a fall item. still ignores the permit issue. i dont want to go through a lawyer because it would cost me more to go through small claims than what i would get out of him.
 
AlmosN8kd said:
What moving companies have you used and liked?

I’m getting ready to do my final military move and they typically have mixed experiences. But, when we register for the move, there is a small section where we can request specific companies and list ones we want to absolutely avoid. There is no guarantee that we get what we want but it’s always worth a shot to get a good one and avoid a bad one.
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I was using Isaacs Moving and Storage for all 3 moves. Worth asking if they have presence in the areas youre going
 
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