AlmosN8kd
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- 2012 Honda Civic Si, 1994 Stealth R/T TT, 2009 CBR1000RR, 2016 Pilot Touring AWD
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- Sedan
Played yourself, homie! LOLTime for another Cringe Tales with ya boi Honda Fan...
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I am a thin man. This will become useful information soon.
So, on our campus yesterday, I and some other faculty and staff members got invited to a new restaurant's grand opening with the promise of free food.
SO OF COURSE I WENT
As I'm walking over I notice a fairly fit woman in Nike Blazers standing by the university fountain. I sort of locked eyes with her for a brief second. Not meaning to hold eye contact with her, I went back to focusing on where I was going -- that is, until I noticed she was walking toward me.
I can't say I didn't panic -- I did panic a little. Okay, a lot, fine you caught me. I mean this never happens to me -- what do I even do?!
She came over and asked how my day was -- I said "Okay I guess" trying to not go full spaghetti mode.
But wait! Suddenly, I saw them--
a stack of cards held together with rubber bands--
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I hadn't scored at all.
She wanted me to take on a gym membership.
The food was good, though.